May 2013
Me, after working out several days in a row: "Why would I ever NOT work out?"
Me, after one day of rest: "Why would anyone work out EVER?"
icecoldnukacola:
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
“It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this...”
– Hugh Laurie (via unpunk)
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p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like… idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
“You don’t ever have to feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life....”
– Daniell Koepke (via larmoyante)
Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now and sometimes you meet someone who can make the sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite books over and over while you forget that dinners on the stove so it...
“I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for...”
– Jonathan Carroll (via 263one)
